Fontaneda Army interrupts all diplomatic relations with Nine Inch Runes.

I hereby declare that Fontaneda Army from now on interrupts any diplomatic relationship with the Nine Inch Runes. Further conflicts will be solved on the battlefield, no more with lousy words.

I will explain you the reason why I decided to take this step. The truth is that we are deeply disgusted about what kind of people you let lead your guild. We used to have respect for the Nine Inch Runes, but we found out something that is not tolerable at all.

Yes, I am speaking about Toffer the second. His lifestyle is his own private matter you will say. But I say "No"! He is a leader of the Nine Inch Runes and he represents your guild. Therefore it simply cannot be tolerated, that this pervert married his own brother! Yes, you read correct: Toffer the second is married with his own brother, Rappini.
I have no words for this decay of manners. Only thing I can say is "Burn the witch!".

Got nothing more to say. Kick these two perverts from your rows or we are done with you.

Arn Loewenherz, who is still in april mood.

LMAO! You got me!

haha I was like

haha xD!

if you wanna kill Toffer you have to kill me before!

see you outside the pz.!

Heh.
I was like, "FUCK! Honey where is my creditcard???! I need to buy prem fast!" then I read the rest and got like... ah ... "Haha damn April!"

:p

I am fascinated how many of you actually think I am dumb enough to lead my guild into a suicidal war!

I know we're married and that's fine. We keep it on a certain level, no kisses or hugs...









only buttseks

You are free to kill Toffer as much as you wish, just do not touch the important people (aka orphi, himmel, kisse and me). Have a nice day.

Mave is not important! so....

kill him!!!!


@Mave
<3

You are not telling me that the elves haven't got gay couples as well.

Ok ok, gay+incest goes a little bit too far but no-one outside the guild is allowed to criticize that!

I will take up arms, and slaughter you!

fiu fiu

While reading the first sentences I surely had a "wtf" expression on my face haha

Nice one

EVIL FONTANEDA U TOOK UR FIRST VICTIM (aka Fobbla):

Apr 13 2010, 01:46:48 CEST Died at Level 124 by a demon.

This apriljoke was by far too unbelivable for anyone to fall for, but even I was like "what the fudge?!" ;D

When you reminded me of Toffer being married to his own brother, however,
I as yourself got kind of disgusted. Though reading the statement from Toffer himself (that their relation is strictly sexual) filled me with relief.

Hail Arn Loewenherz!
//Symologe

Haha Arn, you got me there ))